The U.S. Senate current has a bill on the floor for debate regarding the use of corgis as life guards in public swimming pools. There has been an immense amount of oppositions from concerned life guards fearing that they might lose their jobs to furry animals that can do their jobs 10x better.
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A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.
it’s a parabox.
My friend has one of these and i spent hours turning that thing on.
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